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Jul 10, 2011, 10:03 AM // 10:03
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Location: South Africa and luckily still alive.
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Weirdest pick up line you've ever heard or said.
Yes, this is completely off-topic and I hope this thread is allowed; but I once again heard the most absurd line yesterday and it just made me laugh.
So, what's the weirdest one you've heard or said? The end result of the received or given line is also welcome for added humor. Right, mine was this and wasn't exactly a pick-up line, it just came out wrong from a male friend of mine. At a bar, saying goodbye, now I always have my knees together when I sit; but because I have long legs it's usually uncomfortable to hug me lest I stand. Right, so I was sitting and he suddenly rattles off "Open your legs so that I can say goodbye." I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. Well, hope you have some funny stories to share 
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Jul 10, 2011, 07:53 PM // 19:53
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Between J&K spending time at the spacebar
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i said this not so long ago
did you just fart because you blew me away |
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Jul 11, 2011, 03:07 AM // 03:07
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Do you believe that women have souls?
I won't explain that one. |
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Jul 11, 2011, 03:32 AM // 03:32
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Jul 11, 2011, 03:39 AM // 03:39
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Jul 11, 2011, 03:42 AM // 03:42
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Jul 16, 2011, 02:56 AM // 02:56
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Lion's Arch Merchant
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Between J&K spending time at the spacebar
Guild: Insert here
Profession: A/D
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Ever thought of:
If you seek amy here's my number |
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